"God’s Nose" by Damon Knight

First appeared in Rogue. Reprinted by Isaac Asimov, Terry Carr & Martin H. Greenberg.

Waiting for her date, a catholic woman leads a philosophical discussion about God's nose, which must be huge and perfect.  Her date is Godfrey, who has a huge nose.

Minor, played for joke although one might say that story shows how humans have replaced gods--even within the church.